Thursday, May 20, 2010

Poop

(I'm going to talk about poop...if such things make you squeamish move along) This darling girl here...POOPS IN MY HOUSE...A LOT!!!!

And it's wearing thin with me.

I'm all about loving them in their golden years. Creating a comfortable world for them. Feeding, petting, loving...you know, all that crap.

I asked Kim on the phone the other day, when she was also complaining about poop...or barking. Her pug Bobo is about a year older than my old ladies. I asked her, "Can you remember when they were young and cute and fun?". Yeah, me neither.

Actually I can. I remember hours of frisbee, the longest walks at the dog park, the day she swam out in the river chasing the really big goose and the day she chased my Dad's cow through the fence and went nose to nose with a HUGE bull. She had spunk.

The thing is she's still spunky. She doesn't have any trouble getting around, has no medical problems, she's funny, likes to have her ears rubbed, takes her treat into Amanda's room before she eats it. It's not the time. That time...we all know what I'm refering to.

But I can't stand the poop.

We can't leave her out because she barks. Just enough to make us, and the neighbors, want to shoot her.

I'm thinking diapers.

22 comments:

MUD said...

Dogs do what they do because that's what they think you want them to do. Put them on a schedule and make it stick. When they eat, they go outside and poop. They stay out until they do their duty. They are dogs and not people.

Mom/Katie said...

Some old dogs and people don't know when it is going to come out. The schedule thing is a nice thought, but - - - -

Ray I. said...

No dog owner should have to tolerate their dog taking a "poop" in the house. However since a dog can't open the door they are at the mercy of their "owner". The reason this happens is because when they have to go, they have to go. Think about having diarrea and the bathroom is occupied. They don't do it on purpose. But here is the problem, you have to re-arrange your schedule so the dog has ample opportunity to relieve himself. Usually with 30 minutes of eatting, first thing in the morning and the last thing at night. I know it't hard to do when working a 24 hour schedule. To fix the problem you need to fix the schedule. If your yard is fenced put them out at these times. It's a little complaint from neighbors about barking or cleaning up "POOP". I know what my decision would be. Remember, dogs do not like to poop where they eat and play and will never do that if given a choice. Ray

Ray I. said...

Add a correction: Dogs do not like to poop where they eat, sleep and live. They will never do it by choice unless there is no other option.

MUD said...

Right as rain Ray. With old dogs this problem is a lot worse.

Question of the day? Are we going to have Poop to look at like the Bacok and Coke post for a month?

Just sayin'.

MUD

Clare & Tim said...

Or a poop bag like they make horses wear during parades!!! I jest, but that is a less than funny situation. Good luck!

Kathy said...

Well, the cats get to poop in the house! LOL! We put up with so much, don't we? And all for puppy love. :)

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Kid gloves < - > 07/10 21:42:39
"You wouldn't hear their cries. We will." That fucking garbage?
Imagine the confidence they expressed as they planned the Holocaust and the devistation of Europe. The laughs. The delight.
When the misery inflicted got to the point they were crying for their mothers is when you would have stopped. I would have taken them past that point.
And just because the disfavored have lost you pull out your kid gloves. For some, especially when speaking of this scope, it would not matter to me.
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Those fucking monsters who ruined life on Planet Earth and planned WorldWarII have no hope to ascend and you didn't wear kid gloves when dealing with them.
Didn't hold back on me.
Ruined life on Planet Earth. America, Europe, Asia. Fucking everything.

Life is cheap < - > 07/10 21:50:07
"SCREAMING for his mother." Screaming says something.
I'd bring that down to a whimper.
I wish I could have played a part in hurting those animals.
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10:30p
Life IS cheap. You're all coming back.
Most of you are not making progress and won't for the rest of your lives. This makes up the majority of the population, even considering the Situation effect of the REAL Second Coming. They are better off dead.
The hope is you will be reincarnated into a life with a better chance to progress, but more important is returning not only in the wake of the Situation but also prior to further societal decay we are experiencing as time passes.
Good examples would be meth, how 20 years after the scourge in California it spread to middle America in the Midwest. Another would be homosexuality.
Being homosexual in the Midwest was not acceptable just a short time ago, but with the spread of the social poison we have experienced for decades in California it eventually spread to the rest of the country. Now young people who otherwise may not embrace this pro-homosexual value system recently have, achieving a downgrade that will build into a creschendo.

6p
Oscar Grant protests. I didn't do it.
Actually the fat Metro driver who passed out pulling into the station and crashed into the Metro ahead of him was the exclamation point I wasn't going to work for MUNI. I suspect Oscar Grant was the same.

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